Saturday Afternoon At Wal-Mart While Looking At The Pet Fish For Sale:
Son: Daddy? What are those fish?
Dad: Those Are Algae Eaters
Son: What Are Those?
Dad: Those Are Snails
Son: Daddy? What’s that?
Dad: That’s A Gold Fish.
Son: No Daddy, What’s That?
Dad: That’s A Black Fish?
Son: NO DADDY, What’s That One!?
Dad: (Stoops Low)
Son: That One Floating By The Air Thing?
Dad: - Akward Silence –
Dad: That fish is dead.
Son: Why?
Dad: Because he just died.
Pause 35 MicroSeconds
Son: Lets Get Out Of Here Dad! (Four Year Old jets around the corner and down the main aisle.)
10 years ago
Daddy Lion - even if no one else comments - I can say you are the COOLEST LION-----without a doubt!!
ReplyDeleteYou are such a good daddy, it's good that you are so completely honest with your children. Leaves no room for doubts!
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