Recently Overheard . . .

It was missions weekend at church the last three days.  Little Lion & I were driving to men's breakfast Saturday morning and passed a skunk on the side of the road.

Little Lion: Daddy, what's that Smell?

Daddy Lion: It's a skinky stunk.

Little Lion: I didn't see him?

Daddy Lion: He was sleeping back there on the side of the road.

On the way home . . . 

Little Lion: I see that skunk daddy, laying out there in the sun.

Daddy Lion: He sure does stink.

Little Lion: Oh, I think he's just happy.

Back again for missions night . . .

Little Lion: Hey Mommy, did you smell that skunk?

Mommy Lion: Yeah, he was stinky!

Little Lion: He's been sleeping there all day.

Daddy Lion: Shhhhhhh, you'll wake him up and then he'll spray us!

To church this morning . . . 

Little Lion: Hey Daddy, I don't see that skunk anymore.

Daddy Lion: Yeah, but I can still smell him.

Little Lion: Still sleeping I guess.

Home From Church . . . 

Little Lion: That skunk's got a real problem.

Daddy Lion: Yeah he's been sleeping over there since yesterday.

Back to church tonight . . .

Daddy Lion: Hey Little Lion, do you smell that skunk?

Little Lion: Uh . . . , yeah . . ., and daddy?

Daddy Lion: Yes?

Little Lion: I think he's actually dead.

I thought it was too funny not to share.